CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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