My nipple is on Facebook.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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