he wants to bone in the snuggie
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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