I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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