how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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