Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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