Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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