The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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