yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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