just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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