Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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