the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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