she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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