R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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