Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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