GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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