no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I will pee on everything he values.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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