I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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