Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
The power of my boobs compel you
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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