Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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