We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
But break dance skills will only take you so far
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
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