He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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