i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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