Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i was born a porn star she said
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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