She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
So much rum. So many feels.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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