You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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