apparently the secret to your success is patron
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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