Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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