wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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