used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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