My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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