smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Randomize
