worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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