Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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