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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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