Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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