another moral hangover. fuck.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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