We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
well you can't waste a boner
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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