I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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