ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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