38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
