I bet he comes in French.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
