It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
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My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
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