I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
We had sex on a dog bed..
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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