You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
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