garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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