I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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