Your tits are I can't wait for
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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