This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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