I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
You left your underwear on the fireplace
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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