next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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