hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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