quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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