Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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