omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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